Question by wordtwoyamum®: Boom boom….. and old one for you?
Once there was a man who bought a guitar. He went down the street and played it for a dog, and the dog died. He walked further down the street and stopped to play for a cat, and the cat fell over and died. So the man hung up his guitar, afraid that if he played it for himself he would die. About a week later, he sees an ad in the paper that reads, ‘Angry bull, reward for the one that can kill it.’ When he gets there, he sits down with his guitar. The owner of the bull asks, “Are you sure you want to do this?” The man with the guitar answers, “Yes of course.” After opening the gate, the man with the guitar gets flattened by the bull and dies. When he got to heaven, he asked God, “What happened? the bull was supposed to die….Why did I die and not the bull?” God answered him, “That particular bull……….. was deaf.”
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Answer by Sister DoDo B
Ha Ha Ha!!! lol =D
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