What is a chord or a note on a guitar and how do i play them?

I just got a guitar and know NOTHING about it. but i know we have to play notes and chords. SO what is a note or a chord and how do i play them?

Try this site mate. It’s got some lessons for absolute beginners and assumes you know nothing or close to nothing. There’s lessons on tuning, chords, notes, techniques and some easy songs you can try and play.