I bought a guitar about 4 years ago along with an instruction video, watched the video once and then gave up. I was digging through a bunch of old stuff and found my guitar, but not the DVD.
My question is, what would be the EASIEST and FASTEST way to learn guitar for someone with no musical experiance at all?
By practicing. I suggest learning tabs first, then sheet music.
Pick a song that you like and sounds easy on the guitar. MY first song was "Good Riddance" by green day.
It's easy to teach oneself, once you know the basics.