I dont have any (well bearly any) guitar playing skills, so it has to be MEGA easy!! A website would be good.
Failing that, where can i find a video (Youtube etc.) on how to play an easy song?
Thanks!
Allright i know that Taylor Swift is annoying but ive got one of her songs stuck in my head. God theres no need to be mean! 
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Take guitar lessons my love. I am self taught, well, my dad showed me the basics when I was a child growing up and now I can play anything from Neil Young to KT Tunstall and Guns n Roses.
The main chords you need to learn are all of the basics: abcdefg.
Look at this website to shwo you the shapes of how to hold them down:
http://www.all-guitar-chords.com/
This should help you get the basics down. Don't forget you will get sore finger tips but keep at it, it won't be so sore after a while.
I've been playing on and off now for 25 years. Girl power!